Arrange a really short, thrilling and fair tournament! Execute parallel sorting in a machine of a new architecture! The author shows how these problems are connected. He designs several new tournament schemes, and analyses them both in theory and in extensive simulations. He uses only elementary mathematical and statistical methods. The results are much better than previous ones, and close to the theoretical limit. Now personal computers can be used to arrange tournaments which give the complete ranking list of several thousands of participants within only 20 - 30 rounds.